Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Masterminds

Some people in the town of Serenity are different. 11 kids can never leave the city. And they are all psycho murderers. They just don't know it yet.

This book was great. It's a little below my reading level so it only took about a day to read. It's a new book, and I think there is going to be a sequel because it ends on a cliffhanger with a killer on the loose. (Spoiler, sorry!)


Monday, March 30, 2015

SOL 31st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31 "YAY"s for the 31st SOL:


YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, March 29, 2015

SOL 30th

Wrap your arms three times and bring your legs a little closer together. I try to, but they are held fast about half a foot away from each other. Thea, if you don't bring your legs closer, you will not be able to complete the first turn, I tell myself. So I pull on the silks around my arms to loosen the fabric around my legs. Lean back. You won't fall. You've done this like 50 times before. I lean back. The fabric catches me and flops me around the other way. Put your arms out to catch yourself. I do, and stop mid-turn. The "flip-flop" is done. Good. I am tired. 

Saturday, March 28, 2015

SOL 29th

He's black.
He has sharp teeth.
He destroys everything in its path.
He has one red eye.
He is the most terrifying thing you could ever imagine.
And his name is Mickey the Ripper... Upper of Stuffed Animals!


Flee for your lives! He will destroy you with his tongue!!!! 

Friday, March 27, 2015

SOL 28th - my interpretation/additions to Fire Meet Gasoline by Sia

It's dangerous
To fall in love, but I
Wanna burn with you tonight.
So we shall both suffocate and die.

There's two of us.
Which would actually be
'There ARE two of us.'
There is two of us
Is not grammatically correct.
Is it, Kam?

So come on I'll 
Take you on, take you on I
Ache for love, ache for us WHY
Don't
Don't you come a little closer.

So come on now
Strike the match strike the match now,
We're a perfect match
Perfect somehow.
We were made for one another,
Come a little closerrrrrrrr....

Fire that came from me,
Fire meet gasoline
Fire meet gasoline
I'm burning alive.
I can barely breath
Since I'm burning alive.
So technically I can't breath
Because I've already suffocated.  
Fire meet gasoline
Fire meet gasoline! 
I got on a knee
When you came back to me
Because my other leg had been burnt off
Fire meet gasoliiiiiiine!

Burn with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

MWAHAHAHAHA,
MWAHAHAHAHA
MWAHAHAHA
MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Thursday, March 26, 2015

SOL 27th

 The SOL challenge is almost over!!!! Congrats to everyone who posted every day so far! IT SHALL BE WORTH IT! Totoro is happy too! It was hard to think of ideas for posts (it was hard to think of this one) but I did it!... even if some of the posts are boring and random. And some of them are just cute images or gifs that explain everything better than words. For example, the happy clover one on St. Patrick's day and the Pusheen one for two days ago. So, just... YAY!

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

SOL 26th, THE WORM GAMES (dun dun duuuuuuun)

THE WORM GAMES

25 worms slithered out of the ground last weekend. How many survived? May the odds be ever in their favor...

Speedy the worm got hit by a car.
Squishy the worm didn't get very far.
Pinkie the worm stuck to someone's shoe.
Blobby the worm got turned into goo.
Wormy the worm dried up on cement.
A very bad death, Slimy underwent.
Crunchy the worm got eaten by a dog.
Lunchy the worm couldn't run from a frog.
Munchy the worm got eaten by a bird.
"Yucky worm!" was the last thing Winkie ever heard.
Gooey the worm got speared by a bush.
A little child ground up Shiny's tush.
Tasty the worm got eaten by ants.
Lazy the worm was unable to prance.
Globby the worm got thrown across the yard.
A tire came on Lucky very fast and very hard.
Moody the worm went in the parking lot to play.
Fluffy the worm didn't have time to pray.
Grassy the worm froze under the snow.
Snazzy the worm couldn't tell the shoe "No."
Petey the worm got fed to some larks.
Neaty the worm heard the coyote bark.
A branch fell on unlucky Bernie.
Manny didn't come back from his journey.

AND HAPPY SURVIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(until Monday)